Miffa Chan


My father abuses me, and forces me to work.
February 6, 2009, 7:01 am
Filed under: Editorial, Ref S/N
This is me on a plane, while taking notes for the new Ref/SN article

Yes, I would like that all the people around knows this fact. Since we joined the Ref s/n project my father is putting a lot of pressure on me to produce new articles.

He tried to write by herself, but he failed to imitate my acid, corrosive way to express how the human world is insane.

Our latest fight was writing about Patek Philippe’s watches. How the hell can I write about that without buying one????

Thank god he is poor and his credit card has a lame limit that only was enough for a one hour rent. I will talk with the Ref/SN blog’s editor…



Bread & Butter; is this the end?
January 23, 2009, 8:45 pm
Filed under: Barcelona, Bread and Butter, Editorial, consumer behaviour

This will require further analysis, but the end has arrived. We have been there, actually me and Ramiro with Father Bunny. We were not in the mood to go there (we missed last editions) but we made the effort.

As my first impression, I would say…

Go to the fuck**g hell, you have became a bunch of boring idi**s.



Finally I am back in the blogosphere
December 28, 2008, 3:48 pm
Filed under: Chan family, Computers, Editorial
As you surely has noticed I have been much less active lately, almost nothing in the last month. This is, of course, because of my father. He ruined our home computer two weeks or three before. At the beginning it was just a virus nut he made all the mistakes one can make in the computing world and the result was:

We lost some crucial data (including her training log) that after several days of effort was recovered in part. He was so pissed off that have spent several nights sleeping three hours to get things fixed.

And for some reason in his work we can not access blogger, so all our adventures and exciting pictures were waiting in a pen drive.


We tried to convince Father Bunny to buy a new computer (It’s a five years old Asus pundit) but he refused telling us that the crisis will be greater and we will need to adjust our expenses.

Fortunately his company bought a LG X110 for a promotion and he was so impressed about its weight and beauty that he bought one for us. A tiny 10 inches screen laptop for our exclusive use. We were promised a Mac Air a year ago so I wasn’t very happy with the deal.

I said that I did not want nothing running on XP or Linux I wanted my own Leopard.

Finally after two days collecting data and archives, reading different blogs and forums we manage to install Leopard in our LG.

Just a few moments we installed a new wifi driver that works and therefore this is my first pot in my new poormen’s Mac Air.



Tom Sachs in Paris: will lawyers suit him or send a nasty letter?
November 20, 2008, 11:07 am
Filed under: Design, Editorial, street adverts

Hello Kitty and Miffy fans have a good reason to visit Paris and The Tour Eiffel, Tom Sachs has placed them at the base of the Tower temporarily, in conjunction with his show at Galerie Thaddaeos Ropac.

We got this information from the editor of this superb blog about fashion and related aspect.

Of course we love the sculptures but we wonder if Mr Sachs did receive a “Cease and Desist” letter as I have received twice from Miffy’s publisher. May be he has better lawyers or much more money to fight. Ok, may be he is paying for using old grandma’s image.

Anyways if you are in Paris or you plan to travel there is a good idea to pay them a visit.



Let’s get some profits out of the economic crisis
November 11, 2008, 12:11 pm
Filed under: Bunnies, Editorial, High output cars

Everyday during past months and even now the newspapers and news talk about crisis, recession, economic problems and new disasters to come.

As you know my grandpa – who put me and my sister in an orphanage when we were born- is one of the richest individuals of Asia. Surely his remorse made him to put some money in a Swiss account to guarantee our education and future. Of course the rules to access that money were and still are very strict. As an example my sister Aurore has been living in a floating house in Aberdeen during three years and she didn’t even know about that money existence.

I managed to take over the money – now it’s not the time to explain how I did it- and I decided to invest it in some “cannot miss” opportunities. I have gone over some problem with my investments and my position is not very good. To explain it plain, I’ve lost almost 50 % of my little fortune.

Could you say that it’s a big catastrophe?

Well, may be a pain in the ass, while I wait to recover from my looses – Think that half a fortune is better than just a salary- I am living with my step parents, paying no rent, no food, no water, no nothing!

And the crisis is not as bad if you have some cash, fuel prices are going down, car vendors – worried about their sales dropping 40 % or more- offer you incredible prices (if you pay with real money or you have good credit)

My Aston needed some fixes and it’s not the kind of car you want to drive these days (May be someone thinks that I am banker and put the car on fire), so I decided to get a new little limo for me and Aurore Marie.

It’s a nice black Mercedes Benz CLS with little luxuries like a DVD player, footrest, working table and full leather interior. Blame me for being so hedonist but at least I have paid my car with my own money.



Napoleon and Villeneuve, Sarkozy and Zapatero
October 22, 2008, 9:24 pm
Filed under: Editorial, We don't give a shit, world domination

I must admit that my father hates history as much as I hate it. May be we are hard souls unable to forget all the pain and disrespect that some people showed to us. To hate or love someone is a very delicate matter so we have the right to – at least think about that-

I have learnt here in Europe that despite the EC or CE marks people in Europe has several “open claims” between the different countries that surely will produce some halts in their expected route.

I would say that in no place in Europe normal people love their neighbours. Now Sarkozy, the new Napoleon, decides who is invited to the new capitalist party. Our government led by Mr. Zapatero is trying to get invited.

We expect that if he is finally invited to the big party his role will differ from Spanish Admiral Gravina and his fleet in Trafalgar Battle where all was lost when Napoleon’s confusing orders and Villeneuves’ lack of experience trashes more than 20 ships and thousand people died.

PS: Visit Trafalgar Square to celebrate the massacre, just if you are visiting London.
PS2: Still wondering about European unity?
PS3: hahahaha



Foolish dreams? Let’s talk about financial crisis.
October 6, 2008, 7:15 pm
Filed under: Editorial, We don't give a shit, idiots, subvertising

I studied economics –nobody is perfect and everyday I regret that decision- but I decided to steal money from consumers and the general public in a more creative way using other methods.

Moving money from one place to another and “letting the ball roll backwards” is a good way to become rich. Of course you need some big bucks to start playing.

But the “all you can drink” is over even for the big banks. Amazingly they are still putting big money in expensive ads in magazines in which they tell you how well they will care about your money investing in trash!


Bravo! Fortis (Miffa loved this bank)


Where yesterday

Bankruptcy today and tomorrow.

Getting you there (even if you don’t want)



Six Bunnies, me and lawyers
October 2, 2008, 4:42 pm
Filed under: Bunnies, Editorial, subvertising, world domination

I am telling you, I am happier than ever, Father Bunny and – sometimes- Mother Bunny give me a lot of love, hugs and kisses, my twin sisters is with me after almost fours year living without knowing about each other…

But still, when I found something that surprise me or disturb me, I must investigate it.

In Zurich FB took a picture (the one above us), it was raining and there was no light, but after some zooming we managed to find the source: Sixbunnies

Next time if I receive a letter from Mercis’ lawyer I know what to do.



Mythical running shoes from the past
September 30, 2008, 6:45 pm
Filed under: Editorial, running

When I was young a friend of mine and myself had a hobby: after school we went to El Corte Ingles in Bilbao, I do not remember which floor, but in the sports section they had a special places for the most advanced and expensive footwear.

Together with the item’s prize they put additional information like weight. There covered by a glass that protected them from undesirable people like us – unable to buy one pair with several years’ savings- were: The Adidas New York.

285 grams of Anthracite coloured beauty made in Western Germany.

The first model was released in 1982 or something around there and of course I never have owned one pair. May be fifteen or twenty years after that they made a re-edition.

I failed to get the real colour a few years ago. I loved them, I love them but I was not going to pay 200 dollars for a crappy pair. I missed the opportunity because I didn’t found my size.

Now, I founded on ebay for just 25 euro. A pity that the colour scheme is not the original one and that the overall feeling is that this pair has nothing related to the old New York.



NetAudio Barcelona 2008 – Looking Forward
September 27, 2008, 2:34 pm
Filed under: Barcelona, Editorial, Friends, Wifibunnies

As I have told you previously, the re-encounter with my sister has broken some pre-defined schemas. Being a super-hype bunny and staying at the top wasn’t my desire but I was. Now I have my sister and I feel we must recover the lost time.

So, again Xiam – the one who was in Sonar with FB- was in charge to cover a big event that, a lazy Mr. Cyteck has not covered yet, was our bunny reporter.

Outstanding visuals, music, and atmosphere. But the very best – forgive me, boys and girls- was again MuSik’s world domination

Como os he contado en algunas ocasiones, el re encuentro con mi hermana ha roto algunas de mis rutinas. Ser la super coneja de moda y estar en el top no es fácil. No era mi deseo pero soy la Paris Hilton Conejil (stop fantaseos Evaseé). Mi hermana y yo tenemos que recuperar el tiempo perdido.

Con lo que – otra vez – fue Xiam, bien entrenada en el Sonar fue quien cubrió la noticia – que el vago de Cyteck no ha cubierto antes-

Soberbios audiovisuales, música y ambiente . Pero lo mejor fue – perdonadme – el que ya es un himno de Musik : World Domination