Miffa Chan


Napoleon and Villeneuve, Sarkozy and Zapatero
October 22, 2008, 9:24 pm
Filed under: Editorial, We don't give a shit, world domination

I must admit that my father hates history as much as I hate it. May be we are hard souls unable to forget all the pain and disrespect that some people showed to us. To hate or love someone is a very delicate matter so we have the right to – at least think about that-

I have learnt here in Europe that despite the EC or CE marks people in Europe has several “open claims” between the different countries that surely will produce some halts in their expected route.

I would say that in no place in Europe normal people love their neighbours. Now Sarkozy, the new Napoleon, decides who is invited to the new capitalist party. Our government led by Mr. Zapatero is trying to get invited.

We expect that if he is finally invited to the big party his role will differ from Spanish Admiral Gravina and his fleet in Trafalgar Battle where all was lost when Napoleon’s confusing orders and Villeneuves’ lack of experience trashes more than 20 ships and thousand people died.

PS: Visit Trafalgar Square to celebrate the massacre, just if you are visiting London.
PS2: Still wondering about European unity?
PS3: hahahaha



Six Bunnies, me and lawyers
October 2, 2008, 4:42 pm
Filed under: Bunnies, Editorial, subvertising, world domination

I am telling you, I am happier than ever, Father Bunny and – sometimes- Mother Bunny give me a lot of love, hugs and kisses, my twin sisters is with me after almost fours year living without knowing about each other…

But still, when I found something that surprise me or disturb me, I must investigate it.

In Zurich FB took a picture (the one above us), it was raining and there was no light, but after some zooming we managed to find the source: Sixbunnies

Next time if I receive a letter from Mercis’ lawyer I know what to do.



Abejonejos – Mutant Bee Rabbits
July 17, 2008, 5:11 pm
Filed under: Ads, Bunnies, Editorial, The Council, world domination

Our friend Katanga – who is the only human inside the Supreme bunny Council – hates bugs, especially mosquitoes. More specifically, Tiger Mosquitoes who are active during the day and whose bit is very nasty.

She is an expert in all kinds of mosquito repellents and anti-mosquito warfare. A few days ago we watched an After Bite commercial on TV. This product is essentially ammonia in a convenient pack –similar to a big marker pen- that you use to reduce the itch mosquito bites cause to you.

The commercial starts saying: “what will happen if a mutant bee-rabbits bites you?”

A 3d model of a mutant white rabbit with bee stripes on his chest and wings shows us his smile while a couple of humans run from one point to another inside the room.

A very good idea that – one of the first it was Sony – confirms that the world will be bunny or it won’t be.

—-cut here —–cortar aquí—–no usar ganchos—–do not use hooks—

Nuestra amiga Katanga – que es la unica humana dentro del Consejo Supremo Conejo – odia a los bichos, de forma más concreta a los mosquitos. De forma más concreta aún, a los mosquitos tigre que están activos durante el día y cuya picadura es muy desagradable.

Es una experta en todo tipo de medidas anti-mosquito. Hace unos días vimos un anuncio que nos encantó de un producto que se llama After Bite. Este producto es simplemente amoniaco y otros excipientes en una presentación muy práctica – similar a un rotulador gordo- que se utiliza para reducir el escozor de la picadura.

El anuncio comienza diciendo “¿Qué pasaría si te pica un abejonejo?”

Un modelo tridimensional de conejo-abeja mutante con rayas negras y amarillas en el pecho nos sonríe mientras una asustada pareja corre de un lado a otro de la habitación.

Una idea genial que – el primero fue Sony- nos confirma que el mundo será conejo, o no será mundo.



My picture in a magazine: Air Macau
July 8, 2008, 4:06 pm
Filed under: Hong Kong, Travel, world domination

I must admit that I was very surprised when I received an email asking me for the original Prada Building hi-res picture I took in Japan past summer.

Someone saw it in my Flickr account and told me they wanted for the magazine they do for Air Macau.

What a strange thing a publishing company from Hong Kong asking for a picture to a little bunny artist from the same city – but who lives in Barcelona- and was in Hong Kong when they asked me for it.

The best thing I planned to visit Macau



A miracle happened today.
June 22, 2008, 10:02 pm
Filed under: Chan family, Editorial, world domination

Hyper-media-ocrity · You don’t need to ·Emerge from nothing
You don’t need to · Tear away · You don’t need to · Tear away
Feels good · Looks good ·Sounds good ·Looks good ·Feels good too
Feels good too · (Uh-huh that’s right)
Fischerspooner
Being a little bunny is not easy®, living in a country that tends to overdo things is even harder. Spanish soccer team has been in the elite of this sport at least the last fifteen years, but has not conquered any major trophy in that time, just deceptions.

A young Father Bunny was in Boston (USA) in 1994 and he witnessed the defeat of Spain by Italy. He was pretty involved in the match and he really paid a high price – he watched the match in Univision, where the Mexican speaker looked like Moctezuma’s new incarnation – for a poor result.

Today we have just relaxed ourselves and we really did not care about the match. But Spain finally won the match thanks to one man called Iker Casillas – surely world best goalkeeper- and fate, luck, a sudden movement made by a goddess called Fortune helped.

To show my gratitude to this goddess, this is me risking my life bathing at Illes Medes.



The Supreme Council of The Bunny Attitude Vol 2
June 4, 2008, 10:36 am
Filed under: Editorial, The Council, world domination
Middhartha Rammen, the founder of the Council inside a Lotus flower, meaning
pureness and protected by two Himalayan black dragons.

Also referred as TSCTBA or in short SCBA is a former secret organization whose origins are unclear. Along time this has been motive of crude controversial positions and disputes.

The traditional theory points to a supreme spirit whose energy and wisdom helped to create the universe and its life. While this spirit’s “anima” was clear and pure it was not enough to accomplish the task. Dark forces and negative powers were required to create a perpetual unbalanced system, the system known as life.

At some point all the forces began to concentrate around both initial poles of origin. While the pole known as Yeng makes energy to flow, the pole known as Phang attracts and concentrates it. Through the time, Yeng and Phang poles and forces were balanced automatically and thus universe and life were running smoothly.

This ideal combination of energies led to a fast evolution of living elements and creatures that ends abruptly at some point when a new creature changed through evolution to a more evolved but dangerous stadium: They became biped.

As the universe itself the creatures combine the Yeng and Phang in their interior, the energy is taken and returned from the system. The energy flows through the creatures, where it has the ability to combine the right amount of clear energy coming from the Yeng pole and dark energy coming from the Phang. In a given amount of time inside a creature’s body the dark and clear energies have different values. In a continuous process the bodies charges and discharges those energies while contacting the ground using a minimum of one point of contact and a maximum of four points. Clear energy flows through three of these points and dark through only one, when those new creatures evolved the ability to stay connected most of the time with just two of their four points a major threat to universe balance was originated.

Coming next: Middhartha Rammen



The Supreme Council of The Bunny Attitude (TSCTBA)
June 3, 2008, 8:05 pm
Filed under: Bunnies, Editorial, The Council, world domination

Sometimes in this blog some information about this former ultra secret society has appeared. Despite some changes in the past months it continues to be an invite only society devoted to many activities, but with only one main objective that involves the world domination.

New, younger members have been promoted and with our power increasing during past years, with many of us in world key positions, we have decided to star a new more open approach.

Some of the first secret meetings of our council took place while having some tea.

A couple of years after one of those meetings we developed a new tea with secret properties…