Miffa Chan


Titanic disaster, and Real Madrid and Barça too
April 27, 2012, 10:25 am
Filed under: blockbuster, We don't give a shit, world domination
One hundred years ago the Titanic (HMS Titanic) sunk. The unsinkable vessel is now lying 3k meters down the sea.


We did not have any special like or dislike about the ship or the movie Cameron made a few year ago.


But yesterday while in a spinning class we heard that song. And (many years ago) we like it.


As Titanic both Barcelona FC and Real MAdrid have sunk in UEFA Champions league.





Our third day at home: Ocean Park
April 13, 2011, 1:38 am
Filed under: Chan family, Hong Kong, We don't give a shit

Gone are the days of rushing into the crowds, we are flavouring Hong Kong slowly smoked and roasted. We get up late, we have breakfast in a place where one can literally “sit in a corner and watch the cars pass by”.

When we arrive to central the robbers that work for the banks are having lunch, we just have breakfast, i suppose that if your work is to steal money from citizens that gives you extra stamina.

But yesterday we spent a great day in Ocean Park, but my camera is not working anymore, so may be it’s a good reason to buy a new one.


Do not come to Spain! It’s not worth of it
February 13, 2011, 10:39 pm
Filed under: Editorial, We don't give a shit, world domination

When my step parents adopted me I thought Spain was a nice place to live, six years from then I have witnessed several changes that have cut my personal rights.

Now It’s a law that restricts the information you can put on a web page. In the past and now it was a special tax that you pay when you buy a DVD, this money goes to copyright lobby robbers and it’s more than the amount you pay for the hardware.

The only solution for me is to move to a better country, but for you may be it would be not even considering visiting it.


Napoleon and Villeneuve, Sarkozy and Zapatero
October 22, 2008, 9:24 pm
Filed under: Editorial, We don't give a shit, world domination

I must admit that my father hates history as much as I hate it. May be we are hard souls unable to forget all the pain and disrespect that some people showed to us. To hate or love someone is a very delicate matter so we have the right to – at least think about that-

I have learnt here in Europe that despite the EC or CE marks people in Europe has several “open claims” between the different countries that surely will produce some halts in their expected route.

I would say that in no place in Europe normal people love their neighbours. Now Sarkozy, the new Napoleon, decides who is invited to the new capitalist party. Our government led by Mr. Zapatero is trying to get invited.

We expect that if he is finally invited to the big party his role will differ from Spanish Admiral Gravina and his fleet in Trafalgar Battle where all was lost when Napoleon’s confusing orders and Villeneuves’ lack of experience trashes more than 20 ships and thousand people died.

PS: Visit Trafalgar Square to celebrate the massacre, just if you are visiting London.
PS2: Still wondering about European unity?
PS3: hahahaha



Napoleon and Villeneuve, Sarkozy and Zapatero
October 22, 2008, 9:24 pm
Filed under: Editorial, We don't give a shit, world domination

I must admit that my father hates history as much as I hate it. May be we are hard souls unable to forget all the pain and disrespect that some people showed to us. To hate or love someone is a very delicate matter so we have the right to – at least think about that-

I have learnt here in Europe that despite the EC or CE marks people in Europe has several “open claims” between the different countries that surely will produce some halts in their expected route.

I would say that in no place in Europe normal people love their neighbours. Now Sarkozy, the new Napoleon, decides who is invited to the new capitalist party. Our government led by Mr. Zapatero is trying to get invited.

We expect that if he is finally invited to the big party his role will differ from Spanish Admiral Gravina and his fleet in Trafalgar Battle where all was lost when Napoleon’s confusing orders and Villeneuves’ lack of experience trashes more than 20 ships and thousand people died.

PS: Visit Trafalgar Square to celebrate the massacre, just if you are visiting London.
PS2: Still wondering about European unity?
PS3: hahahaha



Foolish dreams? Let’s talk about financial crisis.
October 6, 2008, 7:15 pm
Filed under: Editorial, idiots, subvertising, We don't give a shit

I studied economics –nobody is perfect and everyday I regret that decision- but I decided to steal money from consumers and the general public in a more creative way using other methods.

Moving money from one place to another and “letting the ball roll backwards” is a good way to become rich. Of course you need some big bucks to start playing.

But the “all you can drink” is over even for the big banks. Amazingly they are still putting big money in expensive ads in magazines in which they tell you how well they will care about your money investing in trash!


Bravo! Fortis (Miffa loved this bank)


Where yesterday

Bankruptcy today and tomorrow.

Getting you there (even if you don’t want)



Foolish dreams? Let’s talk about financial crisis.
October 6, 2008, 7:15 pm
Filed under: Editorial, idiots, subvertising, We don't give a shit

I studied economics –nobody is perfect and everyday I regret that decision- but I decided to steal money from consumers and the general public in a more creative way using other methods.

Moving money from one place to another and “letting the ball roll backwards” is a good way to become rich. Of course you need some big bucks to start playing.

But the “all you can drink” is over even for the big banks. Amazingly they are still putting big money in expensive ads in magazines in which they tell you how well they will care about your money investing in trash!


Bravo! Fortis (Miffa loved this bank)


Where yesterday

Bankruptcy today and tomorrow.

Getting you there (even if you don’t want)



World top executives trust the new Mega Blade Clustered Bunny server.
September 27, 2008, 12:35 pm
Filed under: Editorial, We don't give a shit

No worries mate! Even if the railway is eroding your business about 30 % in half a year, you can cancel flights in real time with the new Iberia air shuttle plus.

9 out 10 of the first airlines use our systems to maximize profits at the customer cost. Btw, who the hell is the customer?



World top executives trust the new Mega Blade Clustered Bunny server.
September 27, 2008, 12:35 pm
Filed under: Editorial, We don't give a shit

No worries mate! Even if the railway is eroding your business about 30 % in half a year, you can cancel flights in real time with the new Iberia air shuttle plus.

9 out 10 of the first airlines use our systems to maximize profits at the customer cost. Btw, who the hell is the customer?



Mr. Maldonado left us
August 28, 2008, 8:46 pm
Filed under: Editorial, We don't give a shit

By: Father Bunny – The anger old bastard

Tako Tako – our weather specialist – will miss him

Mr. Maldonado, has been our best known weather man since 1986, he got his degree in Physics sciences and got a position in the Spanish agency in charge weather forecasting (I have no idea about their official name in English)

We didn’t know more details… but today it was the last in the audience. Public Tv’s are not doing well lately and they have decided to end the career of Mr. Maldonado at 64 years (you can retire in Spain at 65 with your full pay that nowadays is just enough to pay for the rent of a tiny apartment in Barcelona or Madrid)

The guy did not want to get retired, so he’s forced to. A young lady will be his successor. Most of the weather men we watched everyday in Spanish TV are ranging from freaks to show girls.

I don’t care about weather, but my grandparents and my father did. But Miffa and me decided that we definitely must show tribute to this men. His latest show almost ended up with me and Miffa crying.

Life is hard and surely it’s going to become harder but we’re very soft.

El Sr. Maldonado, quizás nuestro mejor hombre del tiempo desde 1986 nos ha dejado – ah, no os he dicho que mi forma de traducir es muy “coneja”- Licenciado en Físicas trabajo para el Instituto de Meteorología, tras aprobar las oposiciones. Desde 1986 fue el encargado de las noticias del tiempo en TVE.

No conocemos más detalles pero hoy ha sido el último día “on the air” Las televisiones públicas no están en su mejor momento y han decidido – TVE ha decidido- que el Sr. Maldonado con 64 años debía jubilarse (la edad de jubilación es 65) Eso sí la renta que te queda da para pagarte un agujero en una de las grandes ciudades de este gran país que es España (ironía)

El señor Maldonado no estaba por la labor de jubilarse, pero le obligan. Una nena (podría ser un nene, con lo cual no nos deis la vara con el tema del machismo) será su sucesor. La pena es que los hombres del tiempo que vemos van de freakis de libro a putones de verbena. (con todo el respeto a su formación – realizadores de telahinco y cagadatres, pensad más en la credibilidad que en el frenesí)

Me importa una mierda el tiempo, y siempre ha sido así, como a mi hija, pasamos de los telediarios y de las previsiones – salvo cuando navegamos- pero queríamos rendir nuestro tributo a este tipo – que en su despedida, nos ha dado ganas de llorar-

La vida es una mierda y seguramente se va a poner peor.