Miffa Chan

Damnoen Saduak Floating Market (video)
January 25, 2013, 1:39 pm
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Boredom is something useful sometimes, I convince my father to make some new videos from our adventures in Thailand. Check the amazing Floating market long boats ans stay away from scammers.

Cheap flights – Combat mode ON!
October 25, 2012, 9:27 am
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You have been warned, this is not a blog about flowers or a place we got stupid phones and we made a nice review.

We’re on ward against stupid morons, specially those whose glasses we don’t like for any particular reason. I am a rabbit left over by my grandfather in a stinky warehouse in HK and my step father is driving a 82 Ford Escort.

So, Let’s go 

Funny things you can do prior to your flight to get the most of people that’s no funny at all.
Let’s face it, low cost means pain, in their miserable world a passenger is like a pig or a chicken that just sit there until delivered.
Someone told me, the solution is not travelling with them, and believe me that Mr. Ryanair has not seen a dime from me in my whole life.
But a more elaborate plan requires some Sabotage.
Read all the rules – changing rules- about allowances and manage them wisely, time slots are expensive and you can be the – X factor – between profits and losses.
If you have paid for a suitcase, or two, just make sure that this is full.
Let’s talk about stupidity, you are allowed to fly with 23 kilograms each, and if you fly with 30 kilograms for a party of three, you pay 7 kilograms extra. 
Try to fly with 23 kilograms, or even more weight on your cabin allowance, if possible check in a miserable umbrella or any stupid thing you find in a dust bin – my favourite piece is a microwave pack that suits the dimensions and weight-
Why?, once you checked the thing, they’ll wait for you. Add 30 minutes to the boarding time. They will need to remove your stuff from the plane, and this will cost them money, the money they try to get from you when they ask 3.50 euros for a coke.
Put extra weight on it, don’t be a stupid thinking about emissions, you have paid for that, use the maximum allowance, get yellow pages, bricks or buy salt like I did for a balance. Not having 23 kilograms is unfair and nasty.
More aggressive behaviour is taking a nasty and greasy back British bacon sandwich with garlic mayonnaise on board, you paid for the flight, who the hell says you can not eat on board your shit.
Little things can be the difference, think twice, your wise behaviour can put them on red, and that’s the way. They tried to mess with you, but they did not sort the mother***er they were messing with.
Bravo!  and my watch says CITIZEN – a good one!

May 24, 2012, 1:39 pm
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Yeah, it has happened, 

I have written 500 hundred stories in my blog during my seven years. Ok, let’s faced it’s not an impressive record, but for a little bunny like me, coming from another country and left in a warehouse in Hong Kong Island, it’s an impressive record.

I have been travelling around the world, specially in Asia, and I have met a lot of wonderful people.

You know, who you are, so I would like to say a BIG “Thank you” to all of them, for being so great, friendly, and sometimes for spoiling me a litte bit.

A great achievement deserves a party, but this will be the subject of the 501 th post. That is the style of the trousers an old bastard – like my father, and others like Jeremy Clarkson (BBC’s Top Gears and worst style and nastiest person award winner)- uses.

invader must die!
April 30, 2012, 5:40 pm
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I was a big fan of The Prodigy, indeed it is something born in the UK that deserve some mercy…
A younger Father Bunny and I.  were speeding with a car with just 140 HP listening to this song. Now we have more than 270 hp  and we just stay in the 30 mph limit.

Well, try the tune while spinning

The Year of The Dragon
February 22, 2012, 1:28 pm
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On January 23, the Year of The Dragon* arrived. Unfortunately I has been unable to celebrate any Chinese Year since I left Hong Kong six year ago.

But I have very good friends there and since I met them some years ago, they have sent me a lot of goodies that makes my homesick to disappear. In a new post I will show you the beautiful gifts they made to me and my family.

Thank 9J and Anita!!!!  We love you a lot. 

* specifically this is the year of the Water Dragon or Black Dragon, and previous 2011 was the Year of The Metal Rabbit (White, Yellow or Golden Rabbit). I am still expecting a gold and diamonds tiara from my parents!!!

A Day In Venice
December 8, 2011, 1:49 pm
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As I told you, this time we have time to visit Venice. And there it is my first advice: DO NOT GO THERE BY CAR.
It’s expensive, traffics is a nightmare, you have to park outside the city and then take a boat or a water taxi. So if you are coming from Milano take a train and for 35-60 euro (if you travel regular or first) and you will be in the center, but less hassle.

The city is nice, but expensive, so if you plan to enjoy it, prepare some thousand euros for a nice weekend.

The best Venice is The Grand Channel, and moving there requires a water taxi or some Gondola (that are expensive, but not a rip off as we expected).

The little streets are plenty of shops with stupid stuff that you don’t need – if you have coming from Milano, you have already bought a 1,000 euros jacket, so avoid those streets.

Too many tourists and too many rip offs (like a coke bottle at 5 euros) made that what started excellent ended badly.

At six o’clock I was dying about getting out of that giant tourist trap and getting into my awful car.

Again AVIS cheated us and a nice Alfa Romeo
 turned into a horrible Lancia Delta. Pure crap

They were filming a movie, that’s the reason for the old costumes
 Gran Canale
 Me, with a Gondola in a blurred back
Sunset – Gran Canale

What I have been doing and where (Singapore)
November 15, 2010, 9:30 am
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I decided to travel a little bit and we went to Indonisia via Singapore. This is me in front of the famous Raffle’s Hotel. Old and overexpensive. I will explain more about Singapore in a next post.